August 2010
13 posts
My Dad being cooler than me.
Me: Hey Dad, I'm playing Netball.
Dad: Isn't that a girls sport?
Me: Its Mixed.
Dad: Where?
Me: At UQ.
Dad: Cool. Don't forget to iron you skirt.
Yall remember when I said this nickname is getting...
Well apparently new nickname is Pebbles.
MLIA.
Maybe its because I'm Thai
But I’m feeling the urge to throw on red shirt, head the the city and firebomb something.
This Election?
Fucked up like a hang gliding whorehouse. [via Childish Gambino]
My Dad the Political Consultant
Dad: Did you vote for Abbot?
Me: No. Of course not.
Dad: Because his daughter is cute.
Vote 1 Family First
Because my trolling doesn’t have an off switch.
Is there a rule?
Where if you’ve taken a dump in someones house, you should feel obligated to go to their “Goin Away” party.
"THAT guy" supplement.
Got called a spare tire because I’m the fifth wheel.
THAT single friend
Yeah I’m THAT guy,
Dear Francis. In short, we're fucked. →
