Might go to my local drug store, purchase a disposable camera, and label it the...– Carles [via HRO].
To whom it may concern.
Those who went and saw “I love you, bro” with a brodette instead of a bro should be stoned to death. Stoned with Rocks not Weed.
I'm wondering if my shitty luck with losing...
Is related to my lack of tumblring? Things I lost lately: Gym Membership card Headphones $16.70 printed lecture notes which I owned for about 2 hours before I lost them in front of mom’s office.
Note to self
Stalk girls from behind, not in front.
hatapon: Please let this semester be different… This semester will be different.
Still with Coco →
My Father the Cunning Linguist.
Dad: So motherfucker really just means dad.
Dad: From now on I want you to introduce me to your friends as motherfucker.
What do I wear for a douche themed party?
or Should I wear that I can scrounge together in the next few days.
Anonymous asked: I HATE YOU. SO MUCH. YEAH.
I was Tumblr famous enough to have h8rs.
I need a new fucking nick name.
SL. Sandgate Last Weekend.
Don’t trust the universe. I worked 6-2 that morning. Yes 6 in the motherfucking AM, but I went to bed at about 9PM the night before. The party had been on the agenda for at least half the week, no Facebook event, no premature commitment. When I click attending on Facebook I mean it, more of you out there should do the same. I finish work and let time tick by, probably until about 5PM, I...
Started Two New Blogs
And I’m already missing this one. Mission Accomplished?
Tumblr is shit but Pabs convinced me
(via lawsof) Should I “practice what I preach” and do the same?
I’m letting the inmates run the asylum.– Me because the vent admin password is Conan.