Pabhon, Por and The Poon

month

June 2010

48 posts

Think I’m done with The Poonsby for now. I try and finish those stories before I give up completely but I’m just not feeling it lately. Sorry to my two new followers I wanted to Shakespeare it up for you two with a sonnet but I’ve been balls deep in laziness since holidays kicked in. Maybe work on uni stuff.. Maybe pick up a hobby. Maybe get high on the reg. Maybe go pro in...

My Dad: Protecting me from Internet Predators by...

Pab: Why are you on my Facebook?

Dad: Just making sure you're not talking to any weirdos.

I was a little bit taller I was a baller Obama would be our president.

My Tumblrverse just stopped expanding.

Does this mean its about to collapse on itself?

elegantslum-deactivated20130519 asked: Asexuality 4lyfe.

In the process of re-branding myself/tumblog. Are amateurs even suppose to get writers block?

For the record. This is why I quit tumblr. Its all...

And I never get invited.

Just told Glen-Coco I'm going to stop Tumblin.

That worked out awesome now didn’t it.

Incase people forgot Australia descended from...

ESPN Stats & Info: Six players have been sent off in the last four World Cup matches involving Australia.

How “Rocco’s Post-modern Life” would work.

So I've been 'asking' more than posting.

Just thought I’d spread the love for a while.

Forgot to put Run DMC on my iPod for gym.

My Father the Troll.

Dad: Why don't you play War of the Worlds anymore?

Mending the Neglect.

So I got sick of trying to write about my pre-pubescence. Mainly because it affirms my singularity in the social universe. Segue to other reasons I’m single. I’m shallow and picky (not to be confused with pricky) but here a list of things/intricacies that breed my adoration for the fairer sex. Under-Rated Things The Poon admires in kute gurls of the month. 1. Rings. Not like one or...

sibf asked: the via thing you do makes no sense. I don't even know what your last question meant. you said it was for my blog or fridge and my fridge is in the common room so i want the story to be offensive. :)

Coming up on Poonsby.

Paper or .Jpeg: A 90s kid’s quest for pornography. [via audition for Bats Magazine] Sonnets for my Tumblr crushes. [via Rubber Bullets for my Valentine] This convoluted clusterfuck of a brief sibf just gave me. Working title: “Two in The Pink…Lady…which is a boat”

sibf asked: for the idea you stole from triple J and Gift of Gab this morning and adapted for creative writing:
Characters: A sister with atrocious spelling/grammar/general communication skills, a stuffed bear with no eyes, Hello Kitty, The Ghost of Kwanzaa Past, Jessica Watson
Setting: The Cross-river Ferry; Eagle Street Peer to Holman Street
Other: Ouzo, a tattoo gun, an abucus,...

The Poon/Pabsby Wants to Write for your...

So I’ve finished for the semester. Kinda bummed I bailed on Jim Jams bday but I was pretty exhausted, ending up napping from 8ish to 11ish. Dear Tumblros and Tumblro-dettes. I’ve spent the past couple days, mulling over all the holidays projects I want to dive into but I’ll probably come out of this holidays with scraps of my MC Hammer time traveling story. What does this have...

I just used Sextacular in an assignment.

herbrightsky: What happened? Where did your musical talent go? Has becoming rich made you run out of things to rap about? Relapse and Recovery are down right horrible. Encore was barely passable as well. Please, just quit. - Herb Rightsky. PS. Your rapping isn’t relevant/It lacks content/Spitting lyrics with no intent. HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRR ASHER ROTH IS HE BEST RAPPER EVER HURRRRRRRRRRRRRR...

Why I shouldn't sing rap lyrics, ever.

Me: I still wife her up even with her had a flat chest

Mum: Are you for real? I thought I taught you better.

“You won’t look much like a terrorist”

– Glen CoCo to Jason Currymuncher.

“When you graduate, you will be so far from struggle st that when I call you...”

– Me to Glen-Coco who is studying law.

New Plan [via Glen-Coco]

Get indie cred -> Become indie-poon -> Poon indie’s.

glen-coco asked: "
NOTE:
- We are particularly looking for writers/interviewers who write in our established style (ie very poor spelling and grammar and making no sense at all) and also photographers (both personal work and event photographers situated in Brisbane).
" [via bats magazine FB], im going to try and pressure you into this, so start thinking up excuses not to do it.

Power of Lovecraft.

People though the world would end just because they ran out of space on the Mayan calendar and it did. On that day in December so many years ago an Old City was raised from the depths of the Pacific to usher in a new age of peace through united belief of the an Old God. On that same day, a knot of twisted purple flesh here in our very city. It replaced our football stadium. They said this was the...

My old/current World of Warcraft character is named Conroy [via Steven “saving you from you” Conroy]. Does anyone want to start an argument with me?

“Maybe if I was a jerk to girls.”

– Kid Cudi [via Man on the Moon]

Because Politics seemed to the flavor of the...

I’m standing here in this cardboard cubicle. Reading the directions on the ballot, Mark the box of your preferred candidate with a 1—, I try and remember my Grade 7 trip to Canberra where they taught us how do to preferential voting. Is it even called that? I can also mark the boxes from one to whatever in order of most preferred to least preferred. I look at the names with their associated...

Fuck the Secret Ballot.

I’m voting for the donkey because in American I think it means democracy.

It is now in this moment I have become an adult.

I tied a bow/bro tie for a second time. Its like the Paper Crane of men’s accessories.

glen-coco asked: Your hair remains un-tumblurred

May 2010

108 posts